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Janet Lawless Christ
"Rock Around the Clock and Toast From Coast to Coast!"
Here is the first "Pre-New Year's Resolution" you absolutely, positively, with-no-second-thoughts need to make: As painful as it might be, stop reading this DIVOT, pick up the phone and call all your friends. Then all of you make reservations to attend the "A Toast from Coast to Coast" rocking New Year's Eve celebration extraordinaire at the RSF Golf Club!
For a low, low $125 per person you will be lavished with an open champagne bar ALL EVENING from 7-12:30.(Honestly! It costs more than THAT ALONE to drink at home!)
PLUS ... a bevy of sumptuous and savory food stations
PLUS ... convivial and exciting gaming tables
PLUS ... a photo booth (...be careful what you do, there will be a permanent record of your high jinx!)
PLUS ... a DJ
PLUS ... dancing (...better start stretching out with an extended downward dog now!).
And the piece de resistance (Drum roll please...) ... is a Champagne toast when each US time zone (...other than Guam) strikes midnight! That's right, at the stroke of 9, 10, 11 and 12PM we will be entertained by thundering, locale-specific music and a rousing toast to the respective East Coast, Central, Mountain and Pacific New Year's ball drop!
All Association members and their guest, decked out in festive attire (Only you can decide what that means to you!), will gather for a night to remember (...if we can manage to remember ANYTHING after all that bubbly!)
Now let me tell you. As a child my idea of an over-the-moon wild New Year's Eve was watching Dick Clark on TV, then heading out to my front stoop at midnight to blow on a dented and disheveled gnarly old trumpet as I threw a 1,000 piece jig saw puzzle up in the air. Okay, I admit - I really DID enjoy that, but for some wild reason I think this gig will outshine the highlights of my wayward youth!
If you still are reading this DIVOT, you clearly have disregarded my first directive. So, now do as I say, I promise you won't regret it!
...I may even bring some spare jig saw puzzles to the Club to share the joy!
And may 2017 turn out to be full of love success and joy for all of you!
Janet